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clever knacker

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  • 16-12-2005 12:29am
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    danniemcq
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    what do you call a clever knacker???


    a thinker :D


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    whiskeyman
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    speechless....





    :D


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    TomTom
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    What do travelers and smokes have in common?

    They both come in packs of tens and twenties and are banned out of every pub in the country.


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    Stark
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    What kind of key can get into any car or any house?

    A pikey.


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    KTRIC
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    I may be mistaken , but aren't these kind of jokes banned from the Humour forum ??

    Still funny though :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    im coming on for the duffer.


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    deisedevil
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    Deleted User wrote:
    im coming on for the duffer.

    LMAO!! Pass the ball Gudjonsen!

    Good dog,good dog,good,dog!

    anyone wonderin wat dats about,watch tommy tiernans loose!


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    joseph brand
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    Traveller Lovin'

    A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

    The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.

    "Well, what is it?" he asks.

    "It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

    The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a knacker lately?"

    The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I have."

    "That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that his earrings aren't made of real gold!"


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    Pal
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    joseph brand wrote:
    Traveller Lovin'

    A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

    The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She gets undressed, and the doctor goes around to see her when she is ready.

    "Well, what is it?" he asks.

    "It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

    The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly asks, "Have you been having an affair with a knacker lately?"

    The woman blushes and says, "Well,... yes, actually I have."

    "That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell him that his earrings aren't made of real gold!"

    I have never laughed at a joke on this board until now.
    Fcukin priceless.


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