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  • 16-12-2005 6:54am
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    starn
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    Starn is finally relinquishing his over prised apartment on leeson st. [goodbye Hartigans, goodbye Leeson lounge, sure bwe hardly knew ya ] so he can save and return to collage as a MA in September. But Starns generous employer the DG. Has decided to reward him with a couple of nights in the Conrad, over the xmass period before he returns to protecting the racial purity of the MEATH\louth border. As Starn is gona have Sh*gall cash for the next few years and lots right know he needs suggestions in how to spend it one lat detail. May I also ad that STARN has a chronic stomach ulcer and can no longer drink after Jan 1st without being violently sick.


    So the question is what would you do if you had a big wad of cash, a city center apartment and only 7 days to spend the cash


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    Riamfada
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    sigh Hookers obviously


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    panda100
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    Grimes wrote:
    sigh Hookers obviously

    Apparently ma hartigan does this for free?Is this true?A few guys i knew in hatch used to see loads of fellas cumin out of the side entrance of the pub doing up their belts and trousers!

    If its true?euwwwwwwwww:eek:


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    starn
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    Grimes wrote:
    sigh Hookers obviously


    In the and a bit odd years I spend being robbed on Leeson St. I never once saw a hooker. Not even a little one. But ever night I saw a least one sham scouering up and down the street looking for one. As for the Ma Hartigan stuf that kinda explains a few things.....


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    irlrobins
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    Hint: never ever let it be known that its ur birthday in Hartigans, or Ma Hartigan will make a beeline for you looking for a kiss.
    Apparently ma hartigan does this for free?
    God, u'd have to be really desparate to wanna hook up with Ma H. Even if it's free!


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    Pythia
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    Who's Ma Hartigan?


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    irlrobins
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    old dear who works/owns Hartigans pub on lesson street. Always reminds me of Mrs Twit for some reason....

    twits.gif

    Oh oh!! 1000th post. Hurrah!


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    panda100
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    Cool-congrats robin!!you have to pop open the champagne now-or perhaps you should go to Hartigans and tell ma hartigan it ur 1000th post-im sure she'll celebrate with you;)

    p.s yes she really does look like mrs twit!


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    Riamfada
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    Who said anything about Hookers on leeson street. There are plenty of places to find hookers


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    panda100
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    Pythia wrote:
    Who's Ma Hartigan?

    She's a millionare too apparently but you wouldnt know it to look at her. If your a med or engineer you soon become aquainted with ma hartigan pretty quickly.


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    hullaballoo
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    irlrobins wrote:
    old dear who works/owns Hartigans pub on lesson street. Always reminds me of Mrs Twit for some reason....

    twits.gif

    Oh oh!! 1000th post. Hurrah!
    Nice tits.


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    starn
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    Called in yesterday to say my respects to ma Hartigan it amazing how see went from this

    twits.gif

    to this

    [img]http://www.ianmeets.com/ about/kylie-minogue.jpg[/img]

    After half a bottle of Middleton

    It never happend old John in the leeson Lounge.


    But seriously folks. I have five nights left on Leeson st, and a nice x mass bouns to spend before I return to banit country indefianatly. Any Ideas


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