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Beckham takes to horse riding

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  • 18-12-2005 12:48pm
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    lovell
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    David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

    Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

    After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

    Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

    David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

    As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

    Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

    Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.


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    #2
    deisemum
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    Lol


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    GLaDOS
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    Its funny because its true!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Karoma
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    roffle =)


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    #5
    liamskater
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    Lol.. :!


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    #6
    muffin_man
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    David Beckham is such a pansy!


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    joseph brand
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    That joke is as fresh as my old sweaty, worn, socks under my bed. . . .that smell.

    Victoria: "Doyvid grunt grunt, Owlp! snort, Owlp samfinks gone wrong Oink".


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    BigEejit
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    hehe ... like it :D


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