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Difficult things to say

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  • 18-12-2005 9:13pm
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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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    Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
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    Passive-aggressive disorder
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    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

    Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

    Nope, no more booze for me

    Sorry, but you're not really my type

    No kebab for me, thank you

    Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

    I'm not interested in fighting you.

    Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

    No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

    Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.


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    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    trying to say W K D is a tongue twister for me when im drunk,you think it would be easy to say 3 little letters......


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    Soundman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Soundman


    BrightEyes wrote:
    trying to say W K D is a tongue twister for me when im drunk,you think it would be easy to say 3 little letters......

    So just call it what everyone else calls it... Wicked Blue/Red.


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    Devon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭Devon


    I like it. Especially the impossible things to say. Nice one.


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