Top 20 Ways To Say "your Fly Is Open"

Nosh*tsherlock

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson ... ... paging Mr. Johnson.

12. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? ...

and the NUMBER ONE way of saying "Your Fly Is Open" is:

1. I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

made me laugh.

TerrorFirmer

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? ...

Ha Ha.....very good stuff indeed.

Niall123

Lets not forget - "Your fly is open" or "I can see your penis"

lostexpectation

i always say 'your flying low'

Ro: maaan!

"Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction" and "The cucumber has left the salad" are class. "I can see your penis" also a runner.

HybridTech

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

Class.

Squirrel

You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

Brilliant