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  • 20-12-2005 11:42am
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    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the Woman at the
    teller window "I want to open a f*cking Current account".

    The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have
    misunderstood you. What did you say?"

    "Listen up, you f*ck. I said I want to open a f*cking current
    account now!!".

    "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in
    this bank".

    The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager
    to inform him of her situation.

    The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to
    that foul language.

    They both return to the window and the manager asks the
    old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

    "There is no f*cking problem" the man says. "I just won 50 million
    euro's on the f*cking lottery and I just want to open a f*cking
    current account in this f*cking bank, okay?"

    "I see," says the manager, "and is this fat bitch giving you a hard
    time?"


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