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Strange sex

lovell · 2005-12-20 20:42:47

This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face and says,"I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman. "Well, every time we…

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20-12-2005 9:42pm

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lovell

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This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face and says,"I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my tights first."

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#2 20-12-2005 10:43pm
GLaDOS

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Booo!

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 22-12-2005 1:07am
xXxnaoisexXx

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erm ok

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#4 22-12-2005 2:20am
Steoob

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hehe i liked it

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#5 22-12-2005 3:07am
TomTom

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****ing brillant

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#6 22-12-2005 3:11am
Laguna

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Hmm.. not great

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#7 22-12-2005 4:02pm
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Gwahahahaaa!

*ahem* twas quite good.

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