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Messy Mint

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  • 23-12-2005 4:49pm
    #1
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭


    Made this jem up meself !

    There was this guy called Dave who had a really big jar of cream and the jar of cream loved eating mints, one day while the jar of cream was eating a mint yer man says sorry creamy but ive found a new jar of cream so hit the road, well the jar of cream lets out a huge exclamation and his mint falls out of his mouth. Later that day one of Dave's friends drops by so Dave says grab a seat, yer man plops down on the chair and goes


    ..... euwww I've just sat in your ex cream mint and mushed it into the sofa !

    boom boom !!


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    liamskater
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    eh......................









    no


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    #3
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    mmmmm..... worthy of one boom! but not two..no..
    have a biscuit and a lie down.


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    [Deleted User]
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    it was more of a boom and a half!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    1.476658 booms

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    modular
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    Something remarkably similar to that story happened to me today.


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    MrSinn
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    The mint is a dildo right???


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    #8
    liamskater
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    :/


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    The replies have turned out to be a lot funnier than the joke, that's just the crazy way things are here on the Humour Board! Alright, lets party like it's 1999! /me thrusts


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    Steoob
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    modular wrote:
    Something remarkably similar to that story happened to me today.
    lol fukkin brilliant... so retarded its funny and the replies are even funnier


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    BigEejit
    Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    Kharn wrote:
    The replies have turned out to be a lot funnier than the joke, that's just the crazy way things are here on the Humour Board! Alright, lets party like it's 1999! /me thrusts
    dont you thrust that at me .... thrust towards the OP


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    TerrorFirmer
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    A jar of cream that eats mint. Tell me, did you just happen to think of the punch line, and try to weave random nonsense around it in order to display your punchline?? :D


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    scuba steve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    liamskater wrote:
    eh......................









    no
    i second that


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