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New Cuckoo Clock

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  • 24-12-2005 6:56pm
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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

    Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    However she then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said,

    "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."


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    #2
    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    i like it lovell..... well done!


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol nice


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Hehe, thats a good one, posted before I belive

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users Posts: 14,223 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    ScienceNerd wrote:
    Hehe, thats a good one, posted before I belive

    like a cuckoo clock it seems to pop out every hour or so*








    *every hour or so equating to at least once a month


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