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who is drunk right now

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I love you all , you're all my bestest buddy's :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    enjoy the hangovers.

    knit me some socks, get in the corner and be quiet.


    Im contimplating a sniper shot on Santa. Sorry kids!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Nimrod's Son


    enjoy the hangovers.

    Nonsense, I'm getting up at 1 in the PM. I'll be grand!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    scraggs originals........
    anything with pretty colours and interesting flavours
    grenedine lots of that... mudslides featuring baileys amarto tia marias cognac
    strange tropical icy icy stuff with pineapples and mickey finns smirnoff and breezers
    we have a blender that makes it funner

    word of advise sambucha is not a good mixer [cept in slippery nipple shots]


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    PM Scraggs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    enjoy the hangovers.
    I'm staying up for mass. God will cure my hangover. Him, or Bill Bailey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Hmm, you speak the jargon of an experienced experimentalist... where can I subscribe to your newsletter? Love the White Russians myself. Anyway, if ya see Santa tell him to save me my coal, I've got a good place to hide it. Ciao, merry christmas yall stay cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i <3 christmas..


    :v:


    <3 bill withers + wadka


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Macseamusa


    in response to an earlier post,
    i got naked









    ok im wearing some boxers now and am in bed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,039 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    +1 to the drunkeness


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I'm semi-drunk, but not totally satisfied after being kicked out of the pub at midnight. Damn selfish barmen! Screw them and their families, I need more beer!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,812 ✭✭✭Drapper


    stapler in a jelly mad !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Hangovers? Bah, humbug! I won't have a hangover, no way am I ruining that christmas dinner!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    was christmas eve babe...in the drrrunk tank


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    A nice 11am fry-up followed by an hours present opening and a couple of hours kip should sort things out. Thankfully, I'm staying in my parents, so my ma will have the fry sorted before I wake.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    *taps foot*

    where's my sock Ron?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    solas wrote:
    was christmas eve babe...in the drrrunk tank

    An od man said to me" Won't see another one"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    santa didnt realise i was in the room and just let slip what my pressies are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Nimrod's Son


    I'm getting zip off Santa this year. I've been a bad little boy...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,039 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    just heard crazy rumours that eating too much turkey is depressing, WTF?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    well i didnt actually want anything
    low expections= little disappointment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    just heard crazy rumours that eating too much turkey is depressing, WTF?

    well it smells bad and supposedly its real dry [i'm a veggie]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    dogg_r_69 wrote:
    An od man said to me" Won't see another one"

    And then he sang a song....
    The rare old mountain dew....
    I turned my face away....
    And dreamed about you....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    enjoy the hangovers.
    I will!!
    I payed enough for it so I'm gong to bloody enjoy it!! Headaches or no headaches


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    got on a lucky one.....
    came in 18 to 1
    i got a feeling
    his year's for me and u
    so happy Christmas
    i love ya baby
    a can see a better time
    when all your dreams come true


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    sjones wrote:
    And then he sang a song....
    The rare old mountain dew....
    I turned my face away....
    And dreamed about you....

    Got on a lucky one
    Came in eighteen to one
    I've got a feeling
    This year's for me and you!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    What happened threatning kids with bags of soot? used to work a charm.

    Bring back the soot!


    (hic!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    Scraggs wrote:
    got on a lucky one.....
    came in 18 to 1
    i got a feeling
    his year's for me and u
    so happy Christmas
    i love ya baby
    a can see a better time
    when all your dreams come true

    They've got cars
    Big as bars
    They've got rivers of gold
    But the wind goes
    Right through you
    It's no place for the old
    When you first
    Took my hand
    On a cold Christmas Eve
    You promised me
    Broadway was
    Waiting for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    u wer handsome
    u were pretty
    queen of new york city
    when the band finished playing
    They howled out for more

    sinatra was singing,
    all the drunks they were swinging
    we kissed on a corner
    then danced to the night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Weee I'm drunk! Damn drink.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    just heard crazy rumours that eating too much turkey is depressing, WTF?


    Ive ham, turkey and Guiness here on front of me ....... I'll worry bout it tmw ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Nimrod's Son


    (HIC!)

    Okay, I'm really logging off this time, I'm getting in trouble...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    yeah i'ma gonna hit the sack i'll be whacked tomozzo if i dont now

    anyone know th famous actor dude in the video of fairytale ny?
    rly buggin me


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    PM Scraggs

    (ya distracted drunk :p)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭solas


    the boys of the ny pd choiur were singing galway bay
    and the bells were ringin out
    for christmas day

    You've been a lovely audience
    gnight an godbless


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    A slight bit drunk...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Daddio wrote:
    sticky thread?


    :D

    Yep!

    scraggs wins the "I posted exactly at Christmas" post award of the century or something.... :\/



    :v:

    DRUNK AS A CLAM LOAL!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    off my tits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    Scraggs wrote:
    u wer handsome
    u were pretty
    queen of new york city
    when the band finished playing
    They howled out for more

    sinatra was singing,
    all the drunks they were swinging
    we kissed on a corner
    then danced to the night

    [CHORUS:]
    The boys of the NYPD choir
    Were singing 'Galway Bay'
    And the bells were ringing
    Out for Christmas Day


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    ahh im hammerd....


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    I thought a Nazi mod deleted this but its been stickied!

    lol

    Oh jaysus, Im not getting up till 12 tomorrow, this is gonna hurt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭dogg_r_69


    splinter wrote:
    ahh im hammerd....
    And so are alot od people

    Happy Christmas all!!

    Enjoy!!!
    :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    *Sings*

    Now I found a real love you'll never fool me again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    stickied cos it christmas day :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,698 ✭✭✭garthv


    Merry xmas etc ect!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,039 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Sparky-s wrote:
    stickied cos it christmas day :D

    Well beer, We've had some great times.
    When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer
    I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID
    My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen
    And I was seventeen.....


    p.s. Courtesy of Homer Simpson(In the good old days)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Yeah..........remember when the Simpsons was funny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I'm not drunk but I am drinking Heiniken right now so I suppose that's just as bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Nah not drunk! But drinking Bulmers for the past while....think i'll head to bed soon


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    i hate being the one drunk who just won't go to sleep.


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