christmas

wheres me jumpa

christmas, christmas, christmas the bush kangaroo!

The_B_Man

christmas man, christmas man, does watever a christmas does.

wheres me jumpa

something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gona call? christmas!

lashes

yer all mad!!!!

wheres me jumpa

maybe you are the one who is mad.

Kiith

christmas, where the whole world gathers to celebrate the birth of...santa

The_B_Man

u know Jesus was born in April?

Redrocket

i am jesus

wheres me jumpa

save me jebus, save me!

The_B_Man

thats a kicker in the gicker!

wheres me jumpa

how do you turn a phrase?

Kazu

christmas, where the whole world gathers to celebrate the birth of...santa

lol lol who made up santa and jesus

The_B_Man

Kazu wrote:

lol lol who made up santa and jesus

YORE MA!!!! coz shes GHEY!!! lol


/EDIT: I'm in a heap!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Drunkin' tit... boobies?

The_B_Man

my boobies detector summoned me to this thread.

so...like....wheres the boobs?

wheres me jumpa

Hannah Clever Stirrup wrote:

Drunkin' tit... boobies?

anyone giving out about me not been in work yesterday?

i like to call boobies funbags, cos they are just so much fun.

Kiith

wheres me jumpa wrote:

anyone giving out about me not been in work yesterday?

ooh, i heard about that too....tut tut tut. but i dont think anyone gave out about it.

The_B_Man

work is for mingers!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

They can suck my balls after a romp session for all I care. I am thinking of quitting meself. They said nothing about it. Feck them if they did. Your a legend man. Viva le resistance.....

Yea boobies are fun, but BF2 is better.

The_B_Man

Hannah Clever Stirrup wrote:

Yea boobies are fun, but BF2 is better.

i'd say u've a fun RAG week planned so?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Never plan a rag week, just drink and follow your feet. Feck the rest of it, although lots of titties have been spotted in scraggs. yum yum...

The_B_Man

mmm spotted titties! much better than spotted dick any day! now all we need is some quality females attached to them! even a few butterfaces might even suffice,depending on alcohol consumption level!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

butterface? Man tits are tits as long as they are not attached to a man.

The_B_Man

no, tits are not tits, they are something magical. some are nicer than others. dont drop ur standards. lol

Definition; Butterface: A female who has a nice body, but lacks in the facial department.

Example:
Yeah, she has a nice body, but her face... (butterface...)

hehe

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Faceless people??? mmm, wounder how that would work, well if they have fit bodies then you can make acceptions. And tits are all the same.

The_B_Man

tits are NOT all the same!! any compsoc regualr can tell u that. anyone thats even set foot in 307 on a mon or wed evenin can tell u that! lol

lashes

tut tut yer obsession with titties shame on ye!!!!

lashes

and bman ive actually noticed that you have an opinion on every single topic thats posted up here!!

whats the deal with that man???!!!

lashes

bman just referring back to your comment about jesus
he was not born in april he was in fact born in september - ASS

ShayK1

or december maybe??

Don1

Who knows. Christmas was just put there like every other major Christian festival to take over from pagan festivals, they just missed by a few days! hallowe'en/All souls etc. It's just a day to celebrate, doesn't need to be exact.