Camel for Sale

johnnyrotten · 29-12-2005 2:14pm #1

Murphy reads an advertisment in the local paper which reads -

" Dublin Zoo are selling off some of the older animals tomorrow - Camel €50 , Penguins (Pair) €30 , snake €40"

He decides that the camel would be very usful around the farm and he makes the trip to Dublin.

He parks his Jeep and trailer at the Truck park on the North Wall and gets to bus to the Pheonix Park. He pays the Zoo keeper the €50 and rides the camel back into town to his jeep.

He is riding down the North Quays when he is stopped by a Garda.

" What are you doing on that Camel" Says the Garda
" I bought it in the zoo, and I'am taking it home to my farm"
" Well you will have to register it, Take it to Store Street Garda Station and register it now" the Guard says

So Murphy rides to Store St. , ties up the Camel and goes in to register.

Garda - "What Colour is it ?"
Murphy - " Brown"
Garda - " One hump or Two ?"
Murphy - "Two"
Garda - " Male or Female ?"
Murphy - " Jaysus I don't know, I never asked"
Garda - "Well you will have to find out"
Murphy - " Wait... Its Male"
Garda - " How do you know ?"
Murphy " When I was riding past Capel Street bridge an old woman pointed and shouted ' LOOK AT THE B0LL!X ON THE CAMEL"