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the ultimate chain letter

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  • 02-01-2006 2:17pm
    #1
    Gilgamesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭


    At last - decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.

    INSTRUCTIONS
    Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.
    Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

    Statistically, among those women will be at least:

    - 0.5 miss worlds

    - 2.5 models

    - 463 wild nymphos

    - 3,234 good-looking nymphos

    - 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms

    - 41,743 bi-sexual women.

    In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
    One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.

    On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

    While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.

    YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
    This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!

    No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

    Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!

    PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

    PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.


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