Never lie to a kid

lovell

A guy was sunbathing nude at the beach one day.

A little girl comes up to him, so he quickly covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl asks, "What's under there?"

So the man answers, "A bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"

The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.

After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"

Gilgamesh

ouch, but good

GLaDOS

Not an image I want in my head....

Karoma

ouch.

And I'd disagree...you should lie to kids