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a few shorts

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  • 02-01-2006 3:41pm
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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    Probably a few done here already but couldn't see them so here goes:

    Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
    A. A love call.

    Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
    A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

    Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
    A. No ball room

    Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
    A. 100 people who don't do dick.

    Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
    A. Two test tickles

    Q. Why did God create alcohol?
    A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

    Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
    A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
    A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Lovell wrote:
    Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
    A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
    ftw :D


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    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
    A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
    LOL thats the only good one the rest are ****e


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    failsafe
    Registered Users Posts: 569 ✭✭✭failsafe


    lovell wrote:
    Q. Why did God create alcohol?
    A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

    Is that a joke?. I though it was just common knowledge, an extension of "he loves us all equally"


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