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  • 02-01-2006 3:46pm
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    lovell
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    A middle-aged man and woman met, fell in love and got married.

    On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite and the wife said to her new husband, "Please promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin."

    "But how can that be?" the startled husband said. "You've been married three times before."

    "Well," she explained, "my first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

    My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

    And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was.... God, I miss him!"


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    #2
    county
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    nice one:D


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    lovell wrote:
    A middle-aged man and woman met, fell in love and got married.

    On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite and the wife said to her new husband, "Please promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin."

    "But how can that be?" the startled husband said. "You've been married three times before."

    "Well," she explained, "my first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

    My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

    And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted o do was....
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:


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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    Kharn wrote:
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:


    imagine the rest of it!!, if it's meant to be you'll get the punchline


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    btkm8unsl0w5r4
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    Kharn wrote:
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:

    Your taking the piss right...oh god please say your only joking:eek:


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    The Bollox
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    Kharn wrote:
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:
    it took me a minute but I finally got it, good 'un


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    Steoob
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    Kharn wrote:
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:
    aaawww is somebody too young to get the joke? aw bless


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    HybridTech
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    Good one!!!!!!! :D:D:D


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    optiplexgx270
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    :)


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    bazcaz
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    aww i get it lick it right


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    The Bollox
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    bazcaz wrote:
    aww i get it lick it right
    ah boo-urns for posting it up, dude!


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    BigEejit
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    hehe .... funny but incorrect ... stamp collectors dont lick their damn stamps!!


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    TheStrandRoads
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    ...oh GOD, the third husband collected vaginas!! That's bloody sick! :D


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    TerrorFirmer
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    Kharn wrote:
    ...post the rest of the joke? :rolleyes:

    Brilliant :)


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    TomTom
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    I'd say its shocking how many failed to get either joke.


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    #16
    Hagar
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    She was married to Col. Saunders


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    Steoob
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    Hagar wrote:
    She was married to Col. Saunders
    lol how


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    Mr Magnolia
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    TheStrandRoads wrote:
    ...oh GOD, the third husband collected vaginas!! That's bloody sick! :D


    Brilliant!!


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    county
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    TheStrandRoads wrote:
    ...oh GOD, the third husband collected vaginas!! That's bloody sick! :D
    now that is funny:D


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