golden shower

L5

akw wrote:

explain a snowball to me? i'm only young sorry

can open..........worms everywhere :v:

ravenhead

akw wrote:

explain a snowball to me? i'm only young sorry

After a JB she keeps it in her mouth & spits it back into yours

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

After a JB she keeps it in her mouth & spits it back into yours

:eek:
thats ****ing sick. i dont wanna take my own sperm. thats her job!

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

After a JB she keeps it in her mouth & spits it back into yours

and you like to do this, do you?

ravenhead

akw wrote:

and you like to do this, do you?

Oh god no!!!!!! Just the thought of it makes me GAG!!

toffeapple

akw wrote:

explain a snowball to me? i'm only young sorry

you dont wanna know she'll have ya doing that next....what was wrong with blowing your bag havin a smoke and going to sleep ..when did we have to start pissing on each other?

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

Oh god no!!!!!! Just the thought of it makes me GAG!!

you love it

akw_old

toffeapple wrote:

you dont wanna know she'll have ya doing that next....what was wrong with blowing your bag havin a smoke and going to sleep ..when did we have to start pissing on each other?

like all idiots, i blame television, without it no one would ever wanna piss on anyone.

ravenhead

akw wrote:

you love it

A bit of rough, YES, that kind of crap .... no thanks:p

akw_old

i think this should be voted thread of the year, so far!

yossarin

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy tbh

I'd agree with Pigman II - don't bargin for things. Think it out and do it ot not. If you're never going to be comfortable with this or where it might lead then say no.

Crucifix

akw wrote:

i blame television, without it no one would ever wanna piss on anyone.

lol, best out of context quote.

If you don't want to do it, don't do it. I certainly wouldn't.

Ciaran500

www.urbandictionary.com

Just incase anything else unknown comes up

toffeapple

AKW my advice for what its worth..is to get a viagra( no one is suggesting you need it!) and ride her 6 ways past sunday until she is doing John Wayne impressions...you'll feel like a hero and she wont be able for any pissing..problem sloved

akw_old

any girls out there who have done this, or are thinking about it?

akw_old

what if i go through with it, and then she wants me to **** on her chest, but i have diarrea? or constipation?

alfa147

don't be such a pussy and do it, if uve done anal before with a girl this should be fine for ya. its only liquid at the end of the day unless she wants to piss in ur mouth which is abit sick.

the threeway would be worth it.

ravenhead

akw wrote:

what if i go through with it, and then she wants me to **** on her chest, but i have diarrea? or constipation?

i'm really beginning to think ur just taking the p*ss:p

Töpher

If she wants to try it then if I were you go for it. You should try everything once, and if afterwards you can look back and say you didn't like it, then explain it to her. She will appreciate the fact that you did something she wanted to do, despite your own reservations about it. Who knows, you might enjoy it!

And if nothing else, you've got the promise of a threesome for the 30 seconds that this will take!

BoozyBabe

ravenhead wrote:

i'm really beginning to think ur just taking the p*ss:p

So do I

stevejazzx

the sexual smells released from the male and female genitalia or pheromones as they are known trigger sexual respones, a person performing oral sex may even have a more sensual experience because of these smells
Some unfortunate thinking has lead some misguided people into traversing this over into the area the self defecation where people now actually s**T on another, that s sick ergo urinating on someone is also sick,
2 women however is rather enjoyable use them wisely and tell that clown who wants to pi,ss on you to grow up

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

i'm really beginning to think ur just taking the p*ss:p

you never know with poo.

yom 1

toffeapple wrote:

AKW my advice for what its worth..is to get a viagra( no one is suggesting you need it!) and ride her 6 ways past sunday until she is doing John Wayne impressions...you'll feel like a hero and she wont be able for any pissing..problem sloved

Or piss all over her and let her know what a dirty bitch she is, then pop the viagra and do her and her mate 6 ways past sunday. Its a win win for everyone - she gets pissed on - you get to play with 2 snatch's for the price of one!:eek::eek:

MadPatrick

Don't be a pussy, piss on the slut, smack her around a bit at the same time, she'll probably love it. Then let her piss on you. 1st though, put the plug in the bath and then ride her in the ass in a puddle of piss. SUPER.
Besides, 80% of a girls cum is urine and you (should) be getting that in your mouth all the time

akw_old

yom 1 wrote:

Or piss all over her and let her know what a dirty bitch she is, then pop the viagra and do her and her mate 6 ways past sunday. Its a win win for everyone - she gets pissed on - you get to play with 2 snatch's for the price of one!:eek::eek:

if i was going to do it, i certainly wouldn't shag her straight after pissing on her. get her to decontaminate herself first.

i like your use of the :eek: :eek:

Beruthiel

akw wrote:

what if i go through with it, and then she wants me to **** on her chest, but i have diarrea? or constipation?

are you for real
you're treading a fine line right now

akw_old

MadPatrick wrote:

Don't be a pussy, piss on the slut, smack her around a bit at the same time, she'll probably love it. Then let her piss on you. 1st though, put the plug in the bath and then ride her in the ass in a puddle of piss. SUPER.
Besides, 80% of a girls cum is urine and you (should) be getting that in your mouth all the time

does anybody know who this guy is?

Sifo

Don't know bout you guys, but I'm getting turned on!!

just do it...

And then let us all know how it went

MadPatrick

I know who he is.
He's a champ
He pops up every now and then and solves peoples problems ( like yours) and disappears again

the Guru

chef wrote:

Get her to bring her mate over and they can both p**s on you.
Could be fun ( smelly ) but fun.

Classic ... but I agree

ravenhead

Sifo wrote:

Don't know bout you guys, but I'm getting turned on!!

just do it...

And then let us all know how it went

Think ur on ur own here, the threesome, Oh yeah!:D but the p*ssing .... :eek:

Wez

I'd say go for it..

But be smart about it! Do the 'showering' one night, and get her to bring her mate over another.. That way if it's weird, you don't mess up your 3way.

amazingemmet

ravenhead wrote:

After a JB she keeps it in her mouth & spits it back into yours

Thats not a snowball, a snowball is where you do one guy hold it in your mouth then do another and so on... like a ssnowball rolling down a mountain

Firewalkwithme

amazingemmet wrote:

Thats not a snowball, a snowball is where you do one guy hold it in your mouth then do another and so on... like a ssnowball rolling down a mountain

I disagree, I think the first definition is correct.

For example, assuming all goes well with akw's toilet fun and his g/f invites her friend over, they may be interested in snowballing akw's baby gravy from one mouth to another. Before swallowing it I assume.

amazingemmet

Doesn't really have the whole snowball effect though.

Anyway back on topic: AKW nothing ventured nothing gain. If you don't do it there'll be sometime in the future where you'll be with some girl wishing she'd turn and say "piss all over me big boy" adn also thinking of the respect from bragging you'd gain you'd be in the pub etc, someone be saying their story and you could just go " lads thats nothing this one time i pissed all over this girl then shagged her and her fine friend" respect +10 instantly

ravenhead

amazingemmet wrote:

Doesn't really have the whole snowball effect though

Yeah I know, couldn't every get my head around why it was called that either but it's def back into the guys mouth

toffeapple

regarding the snowball issue doesnayone know if your jizz smells/tastes like sugar puffs after youve eaten a few bowls?

fade2black

I find this whole sugar puffs point to be very interesting...I remember noticing this when I was a child...funny how many other people think about the things you thought had to be unthinkable as a child.

toffeapple

fade2black wrote:

I find this whole sugar puffs point to be very interesting...I remember noticing this when I was a child...funny how many other people think about the things you thought had to be unthinkable as a child.

I think it may warrant an indepth experiment..I know a girl who'll gladly taste my giz (she is a rough as a badgers scortum but in the interests of science...)
I will gather some data and formulate some results to be posted later

Vorsprung

****ing hell you can get away with anything in this thread:D

To the OP, just do it! Agree with Wez, keep the pissage and boneage for separate nights. Make sure she picks a hot friend

Nevyn

Wrong

akw you have gotten all the advice that you are going to get.
Thread locked before it gets worse.

akw_old

ravenhead wrote:

Think ur on ur own here, the threesome, Oh yeah!:D but the p*ssing .... :eek:

you wanna be part of the threesome, maybe make it a foursome?