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Anti British Jokes.

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  • 06-01-2006 3:46pm
    #1
    guitar10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭


    what do you call a british person with a hat ??

    a w*@ker


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    #2
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    guitar10 wrote:
    what do you call a british person with a hat ??

    a w*@ker

    Welcome to Bannedville.

    Population : You


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    #3
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    how many dead englishmen can you put in a blender.


    Not enough!!


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    #4
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    what do you call 100 dead englishmen.


    a good start


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    #5
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    who do the whole world hate.

    the english


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    #6
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    whats the worst race in the world.



    the english


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    #7
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    what do you call a brit abroad.




    a thug


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    #8
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    paddy english man, paddy irishman and paddy scots man are talking away.
    noone pays attention to the english man cos hes a twat


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    #9
    guitar10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭guitar10


    whiskeyman wrote:
    Welcome to Bannedville.

    Population : You

    ah come on don't ban me i love england :D


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    #10
    county
    Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    really funny:rolleyes:


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    #11
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    by the way, these are only jokes and are not the real opinion of irishandproud.

    proud and irish is moving to distance himself from these scurrilious remarks, and condemns anti- english jokes


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    #12
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    but heres a new one

    what do you call a brit in court.


    the defendant


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    #13
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    please dont ban me


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    #14
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    tis only a bit of craic begorrah


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    #15
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    irishandproud wrote:
    paddy english man, paddy irishman and paddy scots man are talking away.
    noone pays attention to the english man cos hes a twat

    Did and English person run over your cat this morning or something??


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    #16
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    why are british people so self-obsessed and full of themselves?


    no really, why are they?


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    #17
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    What are the odds you support an English football team, and own €65 worth of English footballing merchandise in the form of a replica jersey?

    It would have been alright if they were even funny jokes! :rolleyes:


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    #18
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    anybody else, feel free to contribute


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    #19
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    Einst&#252 wrote: »
    What are the odds you support an English football team, and own €65 worth of English footballing merchandise in the form of a replica jersey?

    It would have been alright if they were even funny jokes! :rolleyes:




    very good odds


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    #20
    guitar10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭guitar10


    guitar10 wrote:
    ah come on don't ban me i love england :D

    also what do you call an English man with a fat face ?? a Hermaphrodite

    :D:D:D:D:D


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    #21
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    If you're so Irish and proud, why dont you tell the jokes in your mother tongue and not the Queens English?

    pwned...


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    #22
    guitar10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭guitar10


    Einst&#252 wrote: »
    What are the odds you support an English football team, and own €65 worth of English footballing merchandise in the form of a replica jersey?

    It would have been alright if they were even funny jokes! :rolleyes:

    i would rather support there sisters


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    #23
    irishandproud
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭irishandproud


    whiskeyman wrote:
    If you're so Irish and proud, why dont you tell the jokes in your mother tongue and not the Queens English?

    pwned...




    damn you... and your logic


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    #24
    guitar10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭guitar10


    whiskeyman wrote:
    If you're so Irish and proud, why dont you tell the jokes in your mother tongue and not the Queens English?

    pwned...

    800 years of rape and murder and during that our languge taken
    does that answer your Question ????


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    #25
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    guitar10
    irishandproud

    if I see any more crap like this I'll site ban the both of ye
    B


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