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elaborate funeral

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  • 06-01-2006 9:57pm
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    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened up, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart to be buried.

    At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When confronted he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...

    I'm a gynaecologist!!!"


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    #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    *Snigger*

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #3
    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    :D Back to where he started from!


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    #4
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    ashes to ashes... dust to dust .... ahem...


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