Ex

muckwarrior

Ok I know it's old and I'm sure it's been posted before but for the benefit of the people who haven't heard it before.........


I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other
day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to
enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in Meeting
up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just
giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying
that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she
giggled....................

So I told her to f*ck off.

Basq

Heard it before... feckin' excellent though!

Steoob

HAHAHAHA i love it