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Custody

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  • 07-01-2006 7:18pm
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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭


    Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce...

    The problem: who should get custody of the child?

    The Wife jumped up and said: “Your Honour! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”

    The judge turns to Husband and says “What do you have to say in your defense?”

    The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.

    ”Your Honour, if I put a Euro in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?“


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