Arthur Davidson died and went to Heaven

ciaran76

Sorry if its old but new to me

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run
without a road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse
me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."

God went to His Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
and God read it.

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours"

ME LIKES.vERY GOOD

Loomis

Very good is right.Didn't see it coming at all.
Thought it was gonna be God getting nailed (no pun intended either regarding sexual nailing or cross nailing)