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Celebrity joke.

Mr.D.Leprachaun · 2006-01-12 18:55:19

Courtesy of a friend of mine: Kate Moss walks up to Jeremy Clarkson in a big names BBC hosted party. "What do you do?" she asks. "Top Gear" he replies. "I'll have two ounces"

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12-01-2006 7:55pm

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Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Kate Moss walks up to Jeremy Clarkson in a big names BBC hosted party. "What do you do?" she asks. "Top Gear" he replies. "I'll have two ounces"

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#2 12-01-2006 8:01pm
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Get Out.

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#3 12-01-2006 8:03pm
Ro: maaan!

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Yea, she's the only person who ever did drugs. That's why it's funny like.

My friend Dave had the same conversation with Jeremy Clarkson... :rolleyes:

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#4 13-01-2006 1:57am
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I Like it.

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#5 13-01-2006 2:10am
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funny. but i am drunk.

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#6 13-01-2006 2:16am
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Did Clarksen not tell that joke himself? I seem to remember him doing it.

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#7 13-01-2006 2:18am
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So he says 2 ounces or she does? Could you at least make the "joke" make a little more sense?

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