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Valentines Day....the perfect gift...

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  • 18-01-2006 1:34am
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    Howdy y’all,

    Less than a month to go folks and have you found the perfect gift for your partner this year???

    Well let me save you some time and shoe leather…the must have for this Feb 14th is….

    The debut album from Andrew Handrick of course..

    Whether you love your partner, hate them, are infatuated or infuriated with them, are bored with them, are addicted to them or you just can’t find anyone else who will put up with you , "The True Riches Of Life" has something for everyone...

    Perfect soundtrack for a romantic night in, a drive in the country, bungee jumping, an argument or just a good old fashioned brawl*

    Special two for the price of two offered for those two timing their partner this year!!!**

    On your own this year? No problem, with every solo purchase we include 10 phone numbers sure to keep you entertained throughout the evening***

    So get your orders in soon as you never know when there’ll be a postal strike..

    Order online at http://www.andrewhandrick.com or email info@andrewhandrick.com for more ways to get that present that shows your loved one exactly how you feel…no matter how you feel…



    * Andrew Handrick in no way condones the use of violence against human beings or indeed animals or extra terrestrials should they exist, and he is not saying they do, but you never know!

    ** Offer subject to availability and proof.

    ***Calls cost a fortune, please check with bill payer before use.


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