robot bartender

cujimmy

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory and
Nano-technology.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, cars, beer, guns and breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's
your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So............ ya ... gonna
. vote ... for ... Bush .... again???"

GLaDOS

Pretty funny

mc nuggets

hehe funny

PlayGirl

good joke but not exactly hilarious if ya know what i mean??