The Line

NikNik

Dunno if it's bin posted before

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Muckmagnet

i'll see you that joke and raise you...........

Mammy Onion,Daddy Onion and baby onoin walking across the road. Suddenly a car speeds around the corner hitting into baby onoin and drives off,
an ambulance is called and two hours later mammy and daddy onoin are in a&e pacing the floor and waiting on the news of their son . a doctor walks in to them and says 'theres good news and bad news , the good news is that baby onoin is gonna live , the bad news is that he'll be a vegtable for the rest of his life ' .....................

mc nuggets

And i will beat you both with..

A baloon reaches his 7th birthday and his dad and mam sit him down and tell him that he is too old to sleep with them anymore.
That night he has a nightmare and goes into his parents room, but is horrified to find that he can't fit in the bed. so his gets a pin and puts a small hole in his mam his dad and then himself, He can now fit comfortably in the bed. The next day his dad sits him down again and says "Son last night you let me down you let your mam down but most of all you lut yourself down".

PlayGirl

mc nuggets wrote:

And i will beat you both with..

A baloon reaches his 7th birthday and his dad and mam sit him down and tell him that he is too old to sleep with them anymore.
That night he has a nightmare and goes into his parents room, but is horrified to find that he can't fit in the bed. so his gets a pin and puts a small hole in his mam his dad and then himself, He can now fit comfortably in the bed. The next day his dad sits him down again and says "Son last night you let me down you let your mam down but most of all you lut yourself down".

no offence but really bad joke! well its not my style anyway!

Demetrius

Classic McNuggets! Wonder who comes up with jokes? Certainly not me.

Maximilian

Mommy, is this hell?

HybridTech

Liked the first one.