so anyway in Mc Donalds yesterday

serabi

A couple of young lads (not more than 14) are standing in front of my buddy- pretty worked up about something....so one pulls a hatchet from under his coat and goes for another!
can you believe it- management threw them out and let them continue outside-
how crazy is that?

so the guards came and took them all away


a hatchet though- wtf

damien

*cue joke about awful fast food*

Demetrius

Bloody hell! Who goes around with a hatchet?

"hmmm...let me see...mobile phone...keys...coat-oh dont forget my hatchet."

rymus

sounds reasonable to me.. hatchets are to headcases what american express is to travellers.. you just cant leave home without it.

I was going to put in a bad joke about McDonalds food, but Damien has ruined my moment

D-Generate

rymus wrote:

hatchets are to headcases what american express is to travellers.. you just cant leave home without it.

Some might say that a certain type of traveller also never leaves home without a hatchett
Good thing the PC brigade don't look at this forum.

Gone West

lol.
*cue joke about traveller working in a hardware store*

mada999

don't forget yer hatchett if ya want to go to work!

boardy

Did the Guards ax him why he was carrying it?

(Sorry).

Blub2k4

D-Generate wrote:

Some might say that a certain type of traveller also never leaves home without a hatchett
Good thing the PC brigade don't look at this forum.

Yeah it's a lucky one alright, means the idiots and racists can go unchanllenged all the time, phew that was a close one.

Kinetic^

boardy wrote:

Did the Guards ax him why he was carrying it?

(Sorry).

If only I had a gun for you :rolleyes:

Femelade

i remember hearing a story of a girl getting attacked in the bathrooms of mc donalds by a gand of girls yrs and yrs ago. dont even know if its true but to this day i try to avoid the bathrooms there at all cost on the very odd occasion that i go in there.
but a hatchett? thats just all sorts of crazy right there.

Occidental

Femmy wrote:

i remember hearing a story of a girl getting attacked in the bathrooms of mc donalds by a gand of girls yrs and yrs ago. dont even know if its true but to this day i try to avoid the bathrooms there at all cost on the very odd occasion that i go in there.
but a hatchett? thats just all sorts of crazy right there.

Not to mention the odd perv with a camera taking pictures of kids going to the toilet.

homah_7ft

Scarey stuff. I must hold it in from now on.

rymus

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

homah_7ft

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

There is more than one? :eek:

Sarcasm

dudara

Wintrop street or Daunt Sqaure, or one of the suburbs

Occidental

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

Mullingar, but from what the guards said, it wasn't the only one.

rymus

aha... I can see why this would be in the Cork forum then

dudara

perfect sense then

Muckmagnet

my sis worked in a branch in Dublin and some freaks put super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets , two lads got stuck, ambulances were called .... poor souls

Demetrius

Muckmagnet wrote:

my sis worked in a branch in Dublin and some freaks put super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets , two lads got stuck, ambulances were called .... poor souls

Anymore fast-food stories?

homah_7ft

Last year my cousin was in a fast food place on Oliver Plunkett street. I think it's called Manhatten but I'm not sure of that. Anyway it's late enough and she gets the call of nature. On coming out of the toilet she says, hmmm looks kind of dark and empty in here and proceeds to the door. Upon which point she realises it's locked. After much panic she spots a phone and has to call the cops. Much laughing later she is finally freed.

Muckmagnet

eeemmmmmmm ......... only that my local chipper will batter anything for you, i was there on Friday after the pub and they battered twix bars for two girls on the Q !!! Imagine the taste of a battered twix.... it probably took 6 months off their lives.

Blitzkrieger

Muckmagnet wrote:

super glue on all the seats in the mens toilets

Y would u sit on a wet seat?

rymus

Muckmagnet wrote:

Imagine the taste of a battered twix.... it probably took 6 months off their lives.

I'll bet it was bloody worth it though!

serabi

rymus wrote:

actually... just out of morbid interest, which McDonalds branch was this in?

wintrop st!

serabi

Demetrius wrote:

Anymore fast-food stories?

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

boardy

serabi wrote:

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

And the guy picking his nose with one hand and making a kebab with the other one?

I heard about it on the radio. It wasn't in Cork city though .... it was a town in the county somewhere. (Bugger: You would think I would remember it because I love kebabs and should have made a mental note to avoid the place).

Muckmagnet

serabi wrote:

the one about the dirty abrakebabra?

my best mate can eat 2 kebabs after a good nights drinking , he calls them
' whales gee's '.

Demetrius

Muckmagnet wrote:

my best mate can eat 2 kebabs after a good nights drinking , he calls them
' whales gee's '.

Explain.

Muckmagnet

Demetrius wrote:

Explain.

to be blunt he likens a kebab to a female whale's vagina