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Football Chants

cian_r · 2006-01-19 13:51:59

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" ........................................ ........................................ (To…

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19-01-2006 2:51pm

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cian_r

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Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United the other day:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

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(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down .going down going down, Sunderland fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .

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"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
> >for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

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West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside downwe'r up the top chelsea bottom the
premier league is upside down then a few seconds later
champions...............champions........ ......champions

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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad

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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland

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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad

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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

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#2 19-01-2006 2:59pm
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Heard a great one on FM104 this morning:

To the tune of Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love:

"Might as well face it, Bobby Robsons in charge"

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#3 19-01-2006 3:05pm
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A man Utd fan was brought up in court for singing this one a few years ago. Its totally groundless but funny all the same.
its short but sweet too

"With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Arsen wenger is a peadophile"

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#4 19-01-2006 3:10pm
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cian_r wrote:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

Heard this one, great stuff:D

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#5 20-01-2006 12:35am
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daithimac wrote:

A man Utd fan was brought up in court for singing this one a few years ago. Its totally groundless but funny all the same.
its short but sweet too

"With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile
Arsen wenger is a peadophile"

they sing that in the trafford (public house)before every home game,cracks me up:D

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#6 20-01-2006 12:36pm
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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down .going down going down, Sunderland fans reply.....
So are we , so are we , so are we .

Loved it!

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#7 20-01-2006 5:22pm
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ha ha, very funny

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#8 20-01-2006 6:38pm
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cian_r wrote:

(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

Best one.

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#9 20-01-2006 6:56pm
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There's a huge link of that in the soccer forum and the Norwich song is sung to Ipswich supporters.

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#10 20-01-2006 6:59pm
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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=288917

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#11 21-01-2006 12:35am
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keep it in the soccer forum...

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