Ode to Nukem:

440Hz

Nukem's Silver Hammer

Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Nukem Edison, majoring in mech eng, (dig dig dig)
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Nukem's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Nukem's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Nukem plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Nuke to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Nukem's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Nukem's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Nukem stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Kai and Peteee, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Nukem must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Nukem's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Nukem's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
Silver hammer man.



Original, for anyone who doesn't get it...

Maxwell's Silver Hammer
The Beatles

Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Calls her on the phone.
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go,
A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o.

But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead.

Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
Silver hammer man.

NO INSULT INTENDED

*yoda*

very clever!

Fast_Mover

You have way to much time on your hands me thinks..lol

kaimera

Hmmm..and ode to teh mod.

A first I'd say. I'd lock it myself but sure everyone to their own I guess

440Hz

kaimera wrote:

Hmmm..and ode to teh mod.

A first I'd say. I'd lock it myself but sure everyone to their own I guess

Why would you lock it? Nothing bad in it... just mildly amusing. Not like I insulted anyone? Did I?

Didnt mean to... Sorry Nuke!

Fast_Mover

440Hz wrote:

Why would you lock it? Nothing bad in it... just mildly amusing. Not like I insulted anyone? Did I?

Didnt mean to... Sorry Nuke!

Kai just cranky in his old age..:rolleyes:

Nukem

kaimera wrote:

A first I'd say. I'd lock it myself but sure everyone to their own I guess

Back your box you:v:
440 that was fairly wicked - where and when did ya have time to do that?

440Hz

Nukem wrote:

440 that was fairly wicked - where and when did ya have time to do that?

Well just all this talk of your 'ban hammer' the first thing that came to mind was that Beatles track from the White Album... so I just copied the lyrics and did a find/replace. Can't really claim any credit for it... damn!

kaimera

Fast_Mover wrote:

Kai just cranky in his old age..:rolleyes:

:v:

Nukem wrote:

Back your box you:v:

:v:

*chuckle*

Fast_Mover

440Hz wrote:

Can't really claim any credit for it... damn!

ah claim it!!..we wont tell:)

sceptre

Ha, nice, Nukem should be proud

Fast_Mover wrote:

ah claim it!!..we wont tell:)

On a totally different note, anyone got a postal address for Paul McCartney or Yoko Ono?:v:;)

Ha, karma. Appropriate given the song in question

gaf1983

On another totally different note, I'm afraid I don't know Nukem, but here's a nice little cartoon version of the same song. Warning, it can be a bit graphic in parts, but it's faithful to the lyrics nonetheless.

440Hz

gaf1983 wrote:

here's a nice little cartoon version

ROFL ROFL ROFL - that was hilarious and so well done....Anyone who didnt know the song above should follow this link.

Nukem

Rofl