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**** Happens

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  • 20-01-2006 9:15am
    #1
    Hagar
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    Buddhism -If **** happens, it's not really ****.

    Islam- If **** happens, it's the will of Allah.

    Protestantism- **** happens because you don't work hard enough.

    Judaism- Why does this **** always happen to us?

    Hinduism- This **** happened before.

    Catholicism- **** happens because you're bad.

    Hare Krishna- **** happens rama rama.

    TV. Evangelism -Send more ****.

    Atheism- No ****.

    Jehovah's Witness- Knock knock, **** happens.

    Hedonism -There's nothing like a good **** happening.

    Christian Science -**** happens in your mind.

    Agnosticism- Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't.

    Existentialism -What is **** anyway?

    Stoicism -This **** doesn't bother me.

    Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this ****!


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    HybridTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭HybridTech


    I'd say the Rastafarians would borrow the TV Evangelists line every now and then! :D


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