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**** Happens

Hagar · 2006-01-20 08:15:50

Buddhism -If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam- If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism- **** happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism- Why does this **** always happen to us? Hinduism- This **** happened before. Catholicism- **** happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna- **** happens rama…

20-01-2006 09:15AM

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Hagar

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Buddhism -If **** happens, it's not really ****.

Islam- If **** happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism- **** happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism- Why does this **** always happen to us?

Hinduism- This **** happened before.

Catholicism- **** happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna- **** happens rama rama.

TV. Evangelism -Send more ****.

Atheism- No ****.

Jehovah's Witness- Knock knock, **** happens.

Hedonism -There's nothing like a good **** happening.

Christian Science -**** happens in your mind.

Agnosticism- Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't.

Existentialism -What is **** anyway?

Stoicism -This **** doesn't bother me.

Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this ****!

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#2 20-01-2006 12:46PM

HybridTech

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I'd say the Rastafarians would borrow the TV Evangelists line every now and then!

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