How to tell when a woman is single...

muckwarrior · 20-01-2006 12:30pm #1

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Steoob · 22-01-2006 12:21am

hahah brilliant totally unexpected

**Timbuk2** · 22-01-2006 12:25am

Fabulous!!

liamskater · 22-01-2006 12:57am

hehe heard it before but v good!

Zombienosh · 22-01-2006 1:00am

Wasn't expecting that, good one.

skye · 22-01-2006 1:01am

Funny:D

MistressPandora · 22-01-2006 11:46pm

Bravo, bravo!

Encore!

TerrorFirmer · 22-01-2006 11:47pm

Very good

PlayGirl · 22-01-2006 11:49pm

heard it before but still good..

rugbug86 · 23-01-2006 12:02am

heard it before in a different way...

a woman goes into the supermarket and buys:
1 steak
1 chicken breast
1 pork chop
1 tomato
1 apple
1 orange
1 (you get the picture - one of everything)

and the cashier says "you must be single" and the woman says "cos i'm buying one of everything?" and he says "no, cos you're ugly"