Great chatup line!

timeout

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers ..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

The Bollox

I think I heard a different version of that before, I still lolzord tho!

memphis

Me likes!!!

Good one that!

Liffeyman

Nice one

Naos

Best ever.