man poo and woman poo

paconnors

Fear is the mind killer

Capt'n Midnight

Hows that camera?

Paddy20

What a load of bottle's:eek: , will someone get a 'bottle opener' quick, so we can start drinking

P.:cool:

Tree

phileeoonskee wrote:

Oh bless your noggin super child.

Male fecal matter contains the compond corbon hydroxid permiate chlorid causing a ripid exchange or potasium and sodium in the centeral nervous system more spsificially in the NASAL passage

so while male poos and female poos are exactly the same in every way that is why male poos smell worse.

Glad i could clear that up chums.

you're full of poo, that's not even a real compound

Binomate

My poo smells the nicest.

Sysiphus

Having worked for four (4) years in a Geri / Psych home (not one investigated by prime time (but close!)) I must say that I have never noticed a gender differential when it come to the volatile aromatic compounds associated with human faeces (unless you are a yank and full of it, drop the a, still hmmm). Language seems to lead to more varitions of ****e than ****e itself! Looks like our virgin poster is not either a porter drinker (guinness rope(or other stout), nice earthy smell), a spirit drinker (usually smells of the mixer or not at all) or the cream liqueur (coffeee aroma). However the worst in the world is following a patient in to the loo, getting the de(stink)int aroma, no flush, no solid, and patient with brown lipstick avowing that they didn't do anything (this happened (s)).

allnight_2002

Alriiiiight, keep on rollin baby, you know what time it is....

Setun

666 Bottles of beer smashed in your face
666 Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Smash it around,
666 bottles of beer smashed in your face

WAHEY!

madrab

I Belive I Can Fly! I Believe I Can Touch The Sky!

smoke.me.a.kipper

9234234234 Bottles of beer on the board,
964 Bottles of ]
SAD,
Pass it around,
9Q bottleQQQQbeer on the boQs.

40crush41

under Charlie McCreevy's desk and dreaming

Capt'n Midnight

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.

airetam_storm

^^^smartass

<- Dumbass :v:

Change this again and you're banned.

Sudsy

I did warn these people didn't I?

Orla1

Shooop shoop shooop shooop

Tree

infinity bottles of beer on teh board
infinity bottles of beer
you take one down, pass it around
infinity bottles of beer on the wall

pbarry

Hi,

I'm pbarry and I like posting.

Regards,

pbarry

Sparky

79 bottles of Majel Barret on the boards
9555 bottles of Majel Barret
Take 1 down, then another 1 for her, and 1 for my mate over there
Pass it round,
956 bottles of Majel Barret on boards

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.

:v:

amp

Editting posts with the new version of vB is just too easy. Sheep beware!

amp

Keyser Soze 69 wrote:

Amp you ruiner, you ruin everything!!!!!!

What else have I ruined? Oh no wait.. You banned yourself by posting to the Post here to get banned thread so you can't reply. Shame really. I wanted to know more about your TAX SOLUTIONS!

jezza

airetam_storm wrote:

^^^smartass

<- Dumbass :v:

Oi Amp! :mad:

amp

jezza wrote:

Oi Amp! :mad:

Whatever is the matter dear?

Sparky

amp wrote:

Editting posts with the new version of vB is just too easy. Sheep beware!

I can clearly see :v:

waits for edit

smoke.me.a.kipper

amp wrote:

Editting posts with the new version of vB is just too easy. Sheep beware!

i wuv you!

Rhyme

WHY is THIS THREAD STILL GOING!!!

...Fecophiliacs...

jezza

amp wrote:

Whatever is the matter dear?

He my baby!
No dumb ass!

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.:v:

:v:

:v:

40crush41

40crush41 wrote:

under Charlie McCreevy's desk and dreaming

hey amp, ya left out the ever important..
if ya know what I mean *wink*

No worries, I got your back

Chad ghostal

what's a sugar-puff?
me geemp says me pee smeells like burnee?

all this poo talk reminds me of that time? i was on trial in le hague for the "incident"? in the congo?..

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

amp

40crush41 wrote:

hey amp, ya left out the ever important..
if ya know what I mean *wink*

No worries, I got your back

Okaaaaaay.. who's got your back?

amp

jezza wrote:

He my baby!
No dumb ass!

I'm sorry, but I found it funny. And that's more important.

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

amp

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards.:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

Rhyme

Amp wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

N Bottles of beer on the board,
N Bottles of beer,
You take 1 down,
Pass it around,
N-1 bottles of beer on the boards. :v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

:v:

KnifeWRENCH

amp wrote:

:v: just for the sake of it.........Diet Coke.:v:

cow girl

Moo

DEmeant0r

In 1980 a crack team of commandos were jailed for crimes they did not commit

ButtermilkJack

Hi, I can't read threads due to a brain abnormality. Please send donations to:

1066 Wriggley Field,
Chicago.

Capt'n Midnight

Hang on a mo...

What type of beer ?

And are the bottles 33cl or 0.5L or pints ?

/me has sneeking suspision that 1000 bottles = lashings of ginger beer :mad:

memphis

Ok, here's how this works. All you have to do is put down a name (male or female) working down through the alphabet. When you get to the end, ya can just go back to the beginning and run down through it again.

Try to keep it going!! I'll get ye started................:D





Avril

Nightwish

Brian

kittenkiller

Brona

Rhyme

C0NRAD!!

Nightwish

Demetrius

Tar.Aldarion

errantsoul

Shabadu

Fangita

meditraitor

Geee

Shabadu

Holenda