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  • 23-01-2006 5:51pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger up the arse of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the ass of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,

    "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭**elaine**


    LOL :D
    Oh and ewww!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Hate to do medecine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Kinda....just kinda....sick :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Pretor


    Lol.... hear it all the time in med school, doesnt get old although i actually first heard it with him putting his finger into a beaker of urine


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭**elaine**


    Pretor wrote:
    although i actually first heard it with him putting his finger into a beaker of urine
    Not as sickening as the OPs version IMO! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Kinda....just kinda....sick :D


    but funny:D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    He's an alien! He has an anal probe fetish!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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