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Winter is coming

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  • 23-01-2006 9:51pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭


    In October 2005 the travellers on a halting Site asked their new Clan
    Leader
    if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild?

    Since he was a Leader in a modern society he had never been taught the
    ancient and mystical ways of the travellers from times well past.

    When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be
    like.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his clan that the winter was
    indeed going to be cold and that the members of the site should collect
    firewood to be prepared.

    But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
    the phone box, called the Irish Met Office and asked, Is da comin'

    wintur goin' to be cold?

    It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold, the meteorologist at
    the weather service responded.

    So the Leader went back to his people and told them to collect even more
    firewood in order to be prepared.

    A week later he called the Met Office again. Does it still look like it's
    goin' to be a very cold wintur?

    Yes, the man at Met Office again replied, it's going to be a very cold
    winter.

    The Leader again went back to his clan and ordered them to collect every
    scrap of firewood they could find.

    Two weeks later the Leader called the Met Office again. Are ya absolutely
    sure that the wintur is goin' to be very cold?

    Absolutely, the man replied. It's looking more and more like it is going
    to be one of the coldest winters ever.

    How can ya tell? the Leader asked.

    The weatherman replied, The knackers are collecting firewood like crazy.


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Thats f**king brilliant!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,619 ✭✭✭Fast_Mover


    hehe..:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    Lol!!! :d :d :d


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭Liffeyman


    classic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    knacker joke sticky please.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Brilliant! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    Lol :d


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    mneh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    Top form :):D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    is that an isult to knackers of the met office? :p


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    bit of both with a good helping of lol!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭vorbis


    class :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was hoping for a joke about Eddard Stark. :(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sarky wrote:
    I was hoping for a joke about Eddard Stark. :(
    You too eh!
    :/


    Thought it was gonna take the piss out of the lannisters, oh well.


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