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Chapped Lips

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  • 24-01-2006 10:18am
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    meditraitor
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    There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.


    Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"


    To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."


    Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"



    "No, but it stops me from licking them!"


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