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Beer vs Vagina

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  • 26-01-2006 11:40am
    #1
    Ph3n0m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭


    1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
    One point to BEER

    2.Warm beer tastes awful.
    One point to VAGINA

    3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
    One point to BEER

    4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
    between your teeth, you may vomit.
    One point to VAGINA

    5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
    kick you out, etc.
    If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
    I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

    6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
    night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
    One point to VAGINA

    7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
    suffer.
    If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
    One point to VAGINA

    8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
    you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
    One point to VAGINA

    9. You normally don't find old beer.
    One point to BEER

    10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
    vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
    One point to VAGINA

    11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
    fun.
    One point to VAGINA

    12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
    One point to VAGINA

    13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
    One point to BEER

    14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
    a can.
    One point to BEER

    15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles
    down.
    One point to BEER

    16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,pilsner,ale,lager,etc
    One point to BEER

    17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
    One point to BEER

    18. Beer doesn't have a mother
    One point to BEER

    19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
    One point to BEER

    FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
    That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

    PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
    those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER


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