Knacker test

biko · 27-01-2006 9:23pm #1

Got this in mail today. Might have been done before?

What's your percent and where do you live?
I only got 27% and live in Galway City centre

EKRIUQ · 27-01-2006 9:32pm

I'm only 21% guess I'm just a culchie!!!

- bo - · 27-01-2006 10:06pm

Has any of your friends or family been pregnant under the age of 17? n
Do you know the location of your local Champion Sports store? n
Do you own more runners than normal shoes? y
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Kickers, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Umbro? y
Have you ever reffered to your home as your 'Gaff'? y
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon? n
Have you ever bought Super Kings or 20 Johnny blue? n
Do any of your friends or family own a Pit Bull Terrier? n
Have you ever had a fight with taxi driver? n
Have you ever worn hoop earings? n
Do you think O'Briens coffees are too expensive? n
Have you ever thrown up in the street? y
Have you ever vandalised a phone box? n
Have you ever reffered to your friends as your 'crew' or your' posse'? n
Do you know who Mike Skinner is? y
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter? n
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor? n
Do you use external Christmas decorations? n
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination? n
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in the Joy? n
Do you know a drug dealer? n
Are tinted windows cool? n
Have you ever bought 'value' brand at Tesco? y
Do you listen to Drum n Bass? n
Have you ever purchased jewelery from Argos? y
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm? n
Do you know anyone who's moved to culchie land like Navan or Naas? n
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs? y
Have you ever had a full Irish Breakfast abroad? n
Are any of your friends of family on the dole? n
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors? n
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney? n
Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match? y
Do you own a gold chain, soverign ring or Burberry Cap? n
Have you ever shopped in No Name? n
Are you scared of your neighbours? n
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Opel Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Subaru Impreza, Fiat Punto? n
Do you read Max Power, Heat or the Sun? y
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport? y
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub? y
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift' n
Have you ever ordered Egg and Chips at a restaurant? n
Do you understand text abberviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before) y
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding? n
Have you ever drank Dutch gold or Linden Village cider? y
Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife? y

38% knackertastic :eek:

liamskater · 27-01-2006 10:06pm

16% !!!

Sudsy · 27-01-2006 10:12pm

36%

Thats wicklow though!

TomTom · 27-01-2006 10:22pm

16% for me too

jcoote · 27-01-2006 10:28pm

27% but i am a dub i suppose u just can't get away from it

polkadots · 27-01-2006 10:34pm

55%:eek:

..Some of the questions are ridiculous in all fairness tho!!
"Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match"???????
.....So supporting our own domestic league automatically makes you a 'knacker' does it?
I know it's just a bit of fun but ffs like!

dinjo · 28-01-2006 4:00am

3 % ......

Healio · 28-01-2006 4:58am

Has any of your friends or family been pregnant under the age of 17? y
Do you know the location of your local Champion Sports store? y
Do you own more runners than normal shoes? n
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Kickers, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Umbro? y
Have you ever reffered to your home as your 'Gaff'? y
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon? n
Have you ever bought Super Kings or 20 Johnny blue? y
Do any of your friends or family own a Pit Bull Terrier? n
Have you ever had a fight with taxi driver? n
Have you ever worn hoop earings? n
Do you think O'Briens coffees are too expensive? y
Have you ever thrown up in the street? y
Have you ever vandalised a phone box? y
Have you ever reffered to your friends as your 'crew' or your' posse'? y
Do you know who Mike Skinner is? y
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter? n
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor? n
Do you use external Christmas decorations? y
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination? n
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in the Joy? n
Do you know a drug dealer? y
Are tinted windows cool? n
Have you ever bought 'value' brand at Tesco? y
Do you listen to Drum n Bass? y
Have you ever purchased jewelery from Argos? n
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm? y
Do you know anyone who's moved to culchie land like Navan or Naas? y
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs? y
Have you ever had a full Irish Breakfast abroad? n
Are any of your friends of family on the dole? n
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors? n
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney? n
Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match? y
Do you own a gold chain, soverign ring or Burberry Cap? n
Have you ever shopped in No Name? n
Are you scared of your neighbours? n
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Opel Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Subaru Impreza, Fiat Punto? y
Do you read Max Power, Heat or the Sun? y
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport? y
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub? y
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift' y
Have you ever ordered Egg and Chips at a restaurant? n
Do you understand text abberviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before) y
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding? y
Have you ever drank Dutch gold or Linden Village cider? y
Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife? n

You are a whopping 57% Knackertastic

Sh-tay 'way 4m me r il sh-mash yiser face in!!!!!!!!

Brother To God · 28-01-2006 6:16am

I got 55% ,that means there is a 55% chance who ever came up with this quiz is a stuck up rich kid! poor scum of ireland forced into their wicked ways what can be done? The joy is more a hang out or a gaf then a prision,oh well..............fight the chav

- bo - · 29-01-2006 4:17pm

polkadots wrote:

55%:eek:
..Some of the questions are ridiculous in all fairness tho!!
"Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match"???????
.....So supporting our own domestic league automatically makes you a 'knacker' does it?
I know it's just a bit of fun but ffs like!

i was thinking the same. i mean it's not like the whole couple of thousand of us at the matches are knackers like

also, "do you know who mike skinner is?" well yeah, i know who he is but how does that make someone more knackery

some strange wans there...

scuba steve · 29-01-2006 5:53pm

38 % knackerastic!

WexCan · 29-01-2006 5:57pm

Has any of your friends or family been pregnant under the age of 17? N
Do you know the location of your local Champion Sports store? Y
Do you own more runners than normal shoes? N
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Kickers, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Umbro? Y
Have you ever reffered to your home as your 'Gaff'? N
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon? N
Have you ever bought Super Kings or 20 Johnny blue? Y
Do any of your friends or family own a Pit Bull Terrier? N
Have you ever had a fight with taxi driver? N
Have you ever worn hoop earings? N
Do you think O'Briens coffees are too expensive? N
Have you ever thrown up in the street? N
Have you ever vandalised a phone box? N
Have you ever reffered to your friends as your 'crew' or your' posse'? N
Do you know who Mike Skinner is? N
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter? N
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor? N
Do you use external Christmas decorations? N
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination? N
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in the Joy? N
Do you know a drug dealer? N
Are tinted windows cool? N
Have you ever bought 'value' brand at Tesco? Y
Do you listen to Drum n Bass? N
Have you ever purchased jewelery from Argos? N
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm? N
Do you know anyone who's moved to culchie land like Navan or Naas? Y
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs? N
Have you ever had a full Irish Breakfast abroad? N
Are any of your friends of family on the dole? N
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors? N
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney? N
Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match? N
Do you own a gold chain, soverign ring or Burberry Cap? N
Have you ever shopped in No Name? N
Are you scared of your neighbours? N
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Opel Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Subaru Impreza, Fiat Punto? Y
Do you read Max Power, Heat or the Sun? N
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport? N
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub? N
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift' N
Have you ever ordered Egg and Chips at a restaurant? N
Do you understand text abberviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before) Y
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding? N
Have you ever drank Dutch gold or Linden Village cider? N
Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife? N

16% - Not too bad

Dun Laoghaire-ish here

polkadots · 29-01-2006 7:25pm

- bo - wrote:

i was thinking the same. i mean it's not like the whole couple of thousand of us at the matches are knackers like

yeah, or the whole 5000 in the case of Cork City matches!:p:D

The only thing the 'test' proves to me is that whoever came up with it is just a snobby little rich kid who thinks that any-one who knows where their local Champion Sports store is(?) or has ever bought 'value' brand at Tesco(:rolleyes:) is a 'knacker'....:rolleyes:

I know i'm taking this way too seriously but it just really gets me!:mad: