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Birthday Present

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  • 28-01-2006 8:41pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭


    Birthday Present
    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
    "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    good one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    dinjo wrote:
    Birthday Present
    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    Now where could I find a girlfriend like that


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    haha, great joke :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    joejoem wrote:
    Now where could I find a girlfriend like that


    you want to have a girl friend who yells at you in a cab?!?!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Good one

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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