Greendale

Chris24

Don't stop reading this or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be careful what you open.

During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.

Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V.

As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!

Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one.
John: *mumbles* okay.

As Beth and John headed up towards Ben's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.

John: *screams* What was that?!
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...*
Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party?
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think.

Beth walks over to Ben's bed and screams.

Beth: Oh my God!
ben: What happened?!
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bl*#dy knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom.

The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.

Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.

He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn't repost it.

Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.

Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.

Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.

Clown: Now its your turn.

Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.



If you don't repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you're sleeping and the same ending will happen to you. When you repost this name it your schools name. This isn't a joke

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Basq

Chris24 wrote:

.. This isn't a joke ..

Yeah, i got that!

Brother To God

I think your the worst person in the world,
what your deal? What a horrible man you are chris,
you make me want to vomit

Basq

Brother To God wrote:

I think your the worst person in the world,
what your deal? What a horrible man you are chris,
you make me want to vomit

Bit harsh.. don't ya think?! :eek:

Brother To God

no,not harsh at all,
these chain mail horror stories
are the bain of life,they cause fear
and they are horrible,this thread
should be deleted,
it has little point except to fool people into being afraid

modular

What the fusk? Who actually believes that "something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes." and who actually reposts it. This sort of stuff pisses me off big-time.

**elaine**

Hate those stupid chain mail things!

Why was it put in the humour forum anyway?!

Gary ITR

Agh you're an idiot, gonna have to take my clown posters down again

dinjo

i thought this was a humour page...... these chain letters are not funny.... there bloddy anoying. BAN THE DAMN THINGS PLEASE ! ! ! !

Maximilian

Cool, free Clown!

Dave

In my near 6 years on boards I think this ranks as the worst post I have ever read. I hate you.

Hagar

A quick slap of the banning stick will make this crap stop soon enough.

meditraitor

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Merrick

Why's this in humour!? This isn't in any way funny, just really irritating.

WhiteWashMan

people people people.

if you dont like it, report it.

quit yer whining. ive read worse posts from every single one of you*






*this may not actually be true