Amazing Fact

PowerHouseDan

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


S ome lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too )

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

aidan_walsh

Tit.

radiospan

Just as well its size a million or I'd have missed it.

scuba steve

eh . . .

Crash

I wonder has anybody noticed that its not just a cats piss that glows under a blacklight - go into the jacks in o'neills sometime

green pee is funny.

radioman

Would've been funnier if I didn't have to highlight half the facts in order to read them and if the OP didn't put stupid comments after each one

funny enough though

YeatsCounty

I got this a while ago and those comments were part of the e-mail forward. The OP didn't touch the actual text AFAIK.

I liked it the first time I read it anyway.

lovell

radioman wrote:

Would've been funnier if I didn't have to highlight half the facts in order to read them

true

Wouldn't have taken that much effort after copying them from the E-mail, to change the font colour, or maybe that was the humour part??