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The Big "A"

TwistsAndTurns · 2006-01-30 12:21:46

A Dublin man`s wife came home from the doctor and told her husband she had something to tell him. Whats the matter love, said the husband. I have the big "A" , said the wife. What the hell is that, I dont known, I got such a fright I did`nt hear when the doctor explained, said the wife. The husband meet his friend down the…

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30-01-2006 1:21pm

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TwistsAndTurns

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A Dublin man`s wife came home from the doctor and told her husband she had something to tell him. Whats the matter love, said the husband. I have the big "A" , said the wife. What the hell is that, I dont known, I got such a fright I did`nt hear when the doctor explained, said the wife.
The husband meet his friend down the pub and explained the problem and asked him did he know what the big "A" was? It can only be one of two things, Aids or Alzimhers, said the friend. How am I going to find out which she has? Well, said the friend, drive her up to the Airport and leave her there, if she finds her way home dont f**k her!

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#2 30-01-2006 2:09pm
Oriel

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I would advise you stop telling jokes and writing them.

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