should i or not??????

Freshmilk

i know this soounds desperate but im thinking about getting a prostitute so i can loose my virginity to.im really horny and dont know what to do any advice?

Nalz

first reaction is NO

how old are you???????

py2006

Freshmilk wrote:

i know this soounds desperate but im thinking about getting a prostitute so i can loose my virginity to.im really horny and dont know what to do any advice?

That would be a HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!

The fun part of sex is that the person your having sex with is also horny and WANTS to have sex with you! And not for money!

For me the turn on of sex is that the girl is getting as much pleasure out of it as I am and that she likes me!

Faith

No!

latenia

Just to be controversial:

GO FOR IT

X-SL

latenia wrote:

Just to be controversial:

GO FOR IT

lmao, listen to Nike, they're ALWAYS right: Just Do it :rolleyes:

Rockee

Yeah, feck it. May aswell....

Eminem

No Way

Victor

I would suggest you consider a few things.

(a) How will you feel?
(b) Disease / personal safety.
(c) Is she having sex with you because you are giving her money or because her pimp / junkie boyfriend / whoever will batter her if he doesn't get some money?

Ag marbh

I've nothing against people who want to pay for sex but not for a first time. Not a chance for your first time...

Capt'n Midnight

Have you saved up for an "escort" (less risky ??) or will it be on the cheap :eek: ?
Nah not the way to do it.

Of course people have sold their virginity on eBay before

humbert

I'd say it depends on your age, if you're 18 have some patience and wait but if your heading into your late 20s you're unlikely to find someone in a similar situation to share the experience with so you've got nothing to lose,so to speak:o

kittenkiller

Imagine in a few years you meet someone you want to sppend the rest of your life with or even just really want to enjoy their company for a few months etc.
Up in conversation pops 'So, how did you lose your virginity?
Says you,
'Well back a few years ago there was no one around as desperate as you are so I went to a wh0re & gave her money to touch me!
Aren't you the lucky girl to be able to do for free what I'd gladly pay a skanky druggie to do! You must be as special as I am!?'

I bet any girl'd jump on you right there and then!

AARRRGH

Go for it if you want, but...

Don't you know it's simple to get laid in Ireland (esp. Dublin.)?

I have friends who get laid every single time they go out.

Just go here (if in Dublin) -

Q Bar
The Village
Turks Head
Rira

It'll save you €300...

Canis Lupus

dublindude wrote:

It'll save you €300...

You've priced them so have you

crazymonkey

no man, stay away from prostitutes for yuor first time,

py2006

dublindude wrote:

Go for it if you want, but...

Don't you know it's simple to get laid in Ireland (esp. Dublin.)?

I have friends who get laid every single time they go out.

Just go here (if in Dublin) -

Q Bar
The Village
Turks Head
Rira

It'll save you €300...

Its only €50 euros in Amsterdam!

Ehem! Not that I tried it or anything! :eek:

humbert

300 euro!!!!!! holy ****!, if you go into any of the aforementioned places and start throwing that sort of money around you'll have no need of a prostitute! kittenkiller has a point but I suppose thats why god invented lying:p

daiixi

kittenkiller wrote:

Imagine in a few years you meet someone you want to sppend the rest of your life with or even just really want to enjoy their company for a few months etc.
Up in conversation pops 'So, how did you lose your virginity?

At the end of the day, you can always lie about how you lost your virginity. Mine was .... different ... but I've always been happy about it and it makes for an interesting story! [no, i'm not sharing!]

kittenkiller

humbert wrote:

300 euro!!!!!! holy ****!, if you go into any of the aforementioned places and start throwing that sort of money around you'll have no need of a prostitute! kittenkiller has a point but I suppose thats why god invented lying:p

I'm SO telling on you! :eek:

hullaballoo

Your best bet is to go to bondi in stillorgan to be honest.

LORDOFDOOM

Yeah man don't bother paying for it. Just try pick up some birds with low self esteem. Perhaps a fat girl or a girl with a disability.

rugbug86

LORDOFDOOM wrote:

Yeah man don't bother paying for it. Just try pick up some birds with low self esteem. Perhaps a fat girl or a girl with a disability.

oh yeah, great advice

i hate people like you! just cos people have a low self esteem, or are fat, or disabled, does not mean that they're easy!

AngryBadger

NO! GODDAM NO!!!!! Jesus man....just hit me up next time you're heading out somewhere, I'll get your ass laid, don't ever pay, it's degrading to everyone.

jimmycrackcorm

py2006 wrote:

Its only €50 euros in Amsterdam!

Ehem! Not that I tried it or anything! :eek:

woohoo! Isn't Ryanair great now!

BeardyGit

Crikey.

A hooker. For *ANY* time. Why? No, really. Why?

Crikey.

's all I can say.

So....Crikey. A hooker man. No, it's all wrong.

I regularly regret having lost 'it' when I was drunk one night, with a good looking girl who I'd known for a little while. I can only imagine how much I'd loathe myself if I'd been enough of a hormonal little dirt-bag to pay a skank for a piece of ass.....

Crikey.

funk-you

listen man, you're thinking with your knob instead of your head and its true that is nothing more scary than the mind of a horny fella. but when your thinkin about doin this just go crack off and think about it afterwards whether goin to a hooker is a good or bad idea. you'll have a whole new mindset. next time you go out just go up and chat to a girl, forget about trying to get laid just talk to her and see where it goes. if she's not interested (as you'll prob be able to tell in the first 5 mins) move on to the next girl you see, you'll have to score with someone unless you have no personality whatsoever.

If you go to a hooker for your first time you're just going to be nervous and horny and will probably shoot in under 10 mins and sit there for the rest of the hour in awkward silence. You know she's not intersested in you and it'll probably be crap. you'll also probably leave the place feeling poor and pretty much the same as you went in. DO NOT try to get one on the street(you know the reasons yourself).

i've no problem with someone using a hooker, thats their decision but from accounts ive heard through friends etc...it aint gonna be what your expecting. i dont think that your first time has to be all champagne and candles(mine wasnt thats for sure) but you might as well just try and get a girl who actually wants to have sex with you, a lot of the fun is making her come too. getting a hooker is probably going to be like a fancy w*nk. as another poster said you can PM ,me your no too and stall it out at the weekend, you'll definitely get laid and it'll only cost you a couple of drinks and some conversation.

damn that was a long winded post.

-Funk

Beruthiel

LORDOFDOOM wrote:

Yeah man don't bother paying for it. Just try pick up some birds with low self esteem. Perhaps a fat girl or a girl with a disability.

another comment like that from you will result in a ban

read this forums charter
B

Hagar

dublindude wrote:

It'll save you €300...

Well fúck Father Murphy and his bar of chocolate.

Everyone so far has assumed the OP is looking for a female prostitute. Interesting. Please do carry on.

rugbug86

Hagar wrote:

Well fúck Father Murphy and his bar of chocolate.

Everyone so far has assumed the OP is looking for a female prostitute. Interesting. Please do carry on.

because the OP's previous posts would imply that he is a straight male...

Hagar

Ooops my mistake. There is no indication in this thread and I rashly assumed it was a anonymous post.

/edit I just looked at the posting history. Go ahead, it's probably your best bet.

Fanny Cradock

:::edit::::

damnit. double post. sorry

Fanny Cradock

**** sake. you are only 18....

getting yourself a prossy will only shame you in later years. go to a club, talk to a girl and see what happens. if nothing happens then try again. simple, shame free (:rolleyes: ) and cheap!

it's hardly unusual for someone to be 18 and still a virgin. in my case i never even heard of the term "sex" till i was 26

hullaballoo

Nice Post Fanny, so good it's up twice I see.

Tar.Aldarion

dublindude wrote:

Go for it if you want, but...

Don't you know it's simple to get laid in Ireland (esp. Dublin.)?

I have friends who get laid every single time they go out.

Just go here (if in Dublin) -

Q Bar
The Village
Turks Head
Rira

It'll save you €300...

Nah he sounds like the type that should go to the central bank to get his funk on.



Oh and hell no. you'll look back and regret it.

Zita

Its the regret thing that I'd be worried about affecting you later.
I usually live by the do it and don't regret something you could have done.... but I don't that applies here.

Why are you concerned about losing your virginity?

I waited until I was 21 yrs old and never regretted waiting, even when a lot of the girls in my school had been having sex since they were 15 yrs old etc..

I'm not saying that you should wait until you're married or in love blah blah blah.
But when it happens kind of naturally then it will be a better memory, rather than buying it.

MrJones

LORDOFDOOM wrote:

Yeah man don't bother paying for it. Just try pick up some birds with low self esteem. Perhaps a fat girl or a girl with a disability.

GIGGITY GIGGITY

Bluebells

Has anyone considered how the prostitute might feel? How a mans sexual drive can override the fact that they are mentally scarring someone is amazing to me. Fare enough if you think, 'well if its not me someone else would be doing it', but how could you enjoy it knowing this, knowing they are just thinking 'for gods sake hurry up', would you feel guilty afterwards?

Not to mention the risk you will be taking with your health, nothing can promise you 100% defense against STD's.

Ickle Magoo

Don't do it - for all the reasons cited here & a hundred more.....it's a horrible thought & I think anyone who has to buy physical affection has serious issues that need to be addressed - sex with a prostitute is not going to be so wonderful that it is worth risking your ego, your cash or your health over....:eek::(