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Chuck Norris jokes

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  • 31-01-2006 2:37pm
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    nick23
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭


    I dont know if its just my friends or if its a new thing that mite b starting but around all the people i know, Chuck Norris jokes are spreading like wild-fire.

    Is this happening to anyone else?

    If uve heard any good ones post them here.


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    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Chuck who?


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    Muckmagnet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Muckmagnet


    Yeah its all over the place , he's nearly bigger that the hoff . try the link below, some great stuff

    http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty


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    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    nick23 wrote:
    If uve heard any good ones post them here.

    there's loads already on boards. try searching.


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    nick23
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭nick23


    There's one they missed.

    Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway


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    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    nick23 wrote:
    Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway


    Yeah, can't believe the left that one out :rolleyes: :p


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    RAUL DUKE
    Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭RAUL DUKE


    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The **** was That?"

    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.


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    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Theres a lot of people wanting a chuck norris board aswell. He's Bigger that the hoff.


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