The Bible according to IRC

Bard

http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/pages/archive.html

Some memorable quotes...

<Farisee> Pilate, he has been spamming our channel!
<RomanGuy> yeah, telling us he actually has ops himself!
<Pilate> Really? Are you the operator of #Jews?
<Jesus> If you say so...
<Pilate> Ok, that's that. I find no crime in this man.
<AngryJew> oh come on!
<Priest> He's been spamming all over!
<RomanGuy> Telling everyone he loved them!
<Farisee> this is a family channel, fs! no cybering!
<Pilate> Is that so? Well Jesus, ASL?
<Jesus> 33, male, Galilee
<Pilate> Galilee? \o/ then you need not come to me
<Priest>
<Pilate> Not my jurisdiction. Take him to Herod!
<Farisee> you mean the guy who just happens to be in Jerusalem?
<RomanGuy> How handy!
* Herod has joined #Jerusalem
<Herod> lol, is that jesus?
<Herod> cool dude, could you like, love me?
<Herod> or do a trick
<Herod> gimme some wine
<Herod> Give your blessing to my 56k and turn it into DSL
<Herod> ...
<Herod> helloooo
* Herod slaps Jesus around a bit with a large trout

<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs

WizZard

ROFL :v:

YeatsCounty

Very nice.

LoLth

class! nearly pi**ed myself at the

Onan sexes Tamar
<Tamar> w00t
* Onan spills his load on the ground
<Tama>
<Onan> AHAHAAAHHHAAAAA
<Onan> I AM TEH WINNER
<Onan> YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CUM!!
<Onan> ER WILL HAVE NO CHILDREN!!
<Jehova> fs!

**Timbuk2**

Good find

Maximilian

Its a bit hit and miss in places but still hilarious. I love this sort of stuff.