Why ?

shannonxx

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard

Q: How is a woman like a condom
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in America.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: How are women and rocks alike?
A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: What's the difference between a '90's woman and a Computer?
A: A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half
inch floppy.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: How do Greeks separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: What's a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
A: Hump-me Dump-me.

Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why don't men fake orgasm?
A: Cuz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Why do women have t**s?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

Chopperdog

Some good ones there Shannon, you are in top form today.....:)

shannonxx

Thank you, only hope the rest of them were not posted before.

GLaDOS

Not bad for a newbie:p

Steoob

Q. Why do women have t**s?
A. So men will talk to them.[/Quote}

haha like family guy....so ya got somethin to look at while your talkin to em ehehehehehehe...so you got somethin to look at while your t*******