The Worst Chat Up Lines Ever..esp no. 2

shannonxx

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.


Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.


My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.


Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.


Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.


If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.


You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is

only a light switch away.


Man - Fat Penguin !

Woman - WHAT?

Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.


I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into

this cheap motel room.


Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.


If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the

afternoon.


the best for last!

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts

tighten up!

jcoote

here's 50 quid i'm not a copper

man:do u have a boyfriend
woman: yes
man:when u want a man friend gis a shout

jd

Girl to guy: You ahave a nice face
guy ...oh
girl ..and i'm gonna sit on it...
guy

qz

jd wrote:

Girl to guy: You ahave a nice face
guy ...oh
girl ..can i sit on it..

:eek: