How about a clean slate?

magpie

In light of my recent release from chokey following an outpouring of good will from my fellow boards punters (and also an outpouring of joy and relief from my detractors at being banged up in the first instance) I would like to humbly request that I be allowed back in to a number of fora that I have inadvertantly allowed myself to be banned from over the course of time.

I'm thinking specifically of the motors forum which was a favourite haunt, but there may be one or two others I can't remember.

If any mods for these fora feel like joining in the spirit of general reprieve it would be much appreciated.

And finally a Stranglers quote for all you New Wave fans - Let out all the prisoners, 'cos that's a jubilee

Its good to be back

WizZard

PM the specific mods, only they have the power to decide.

TerrorFirmer

And if not, at least you're back in any case

Not too bad considering you were seemingly perm site banned a day or so ago.

magpie

PM the specific mods

Aha, ok will do. One of these days I'll get the hang of how this place works.

And if not, at least you're back in any case

At least partially thanks to your good self. Cheers!

Talliesin

magpie wrote:

At least partially thanks to your good self. Cheers!

Not really, the "free magpie" thing was irritating me and I have to say the temptation to extend the ban beyond my original decision (that I'd let you out when an AH mod said you were unbanned from AH) was there, but it would hardly have been fair to keep you banned because other people were irritating me in your name.

Hobart

Talliesin wrote:

Not really, the "free magpie" thing was irritating me and I have to say the temptation to extend the ban beyond my original decision (that I'd let you out when an AH mod said you were unbanned from AH) was there, but it would hardly have been fair to keep you banned because other people were irritating me in your name.

Is this a template for the future so?

amp

magpie wrote:

At least partially thanks to your good self. Cheers!

I wouldn't compare your recent freedom to Nelson Mandela's 27 year imprisonment. I would go further and proclaim yourself as the return of Jesus Himself.

ALL HEIL MAGPIE! THE TRUE SON OF GOD!

Kintarō Hattori

Heh Heh Heh

seamus

There we go, much more like it.


(Don't worry I still have the other link...)

amp

Seamus, you made my dream come true.

kittenkiller

amp wrote:

Seamus, you made my dream come true.

You said you were visiting your sick grandmother last night Seamus!!!

/runs off in floods of tears & regret for not being there to watch

Talliesin

Hobart wrote:

Is this a template for the future so?

More a template of the past. The "Free XXX" campaigns used to really dog boards before the Prison forum. Now with the Prison forum the site-banned can either make a case for their release, or else remind everyone what knobs they are, as the case may be.

magpie

I would go further and proclaim yourself as the return of Jesus Himself.

ALL HEIL MAGPIE! THE TRUE SON OF GOD!

Finally, you get the point.

One question though, how can Jesus have Jesus inside? Is this one of these theological paradoxes that I know you all love to debate long into the night?

Exactly how many angels can you fit on the head of a needle?

In Nomine Patri et Filii et Spiritu Sanctu. Amen.

seamus

Yes, it's a theological paradox. Given that the Holy Trinity is both comprised of, and is separately Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit, it's say to say that Jesus has Jesus Inside

TerrorFirmer

I like the new look.

magpie

Bless you my son

Crash

How the hell did you know i sneezed? my god, you really ARE jesus!

magpie

I also know that you forsook me in another thread not so long ago. But I forgive you.

Crash

Did i? cool. linkage.

magpie

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054884525&page=4

and I quote

You know, i never liked magpie. i think i'll go dance in the garden or somesuch. not cus he was banned, just cus its fun.

The garden in question being the Garden of Gethsemene no doubt you Judas.

boardy

magpie wrote:

The garden in question being the Garden of Gethsemene no doubt you Judas.

Now this is entertainment.
And to think that we could have missed out on these funny comebacks.

Crash

I was thinking the garden of eden - i'll be sitting up in the orchard, eating those apples, you the angry god farmer shouting at me from below, telling me you'll tan my hide if you ever catch me, and shaking your fist in anger....


...i miss my childhood.

WhiteWashMan

magpie wrote:

In light of my recent release from chokey following an outpouring of good will from my fellow boards punters (and also an outpouring of joy and relief from my detractors at being banged up in the first instance) I would like to humbly request that I be allowed back in to a number of fora that I have inadvertantly allowed myself to be banned from over the course of time.

I'm thinking specifically of the motors forum which was a favourite haunt, but there may be one or two others I can't remember.

If any mods for these fora feel like joining in the spirit of general reprieve it would be much appreciated.

And finally a Stranglers quote for all you New Wave fans - Let out all the prisoners, 'cos that's a jubilee

Its good to be back

who are you?

meditraitor

Thats spartacus

amp

The thing about being Jesus is that ultimately you've got to get nailed to a cross....

Magpie banned from Games Cat.

The Muppet

amp wrote:

Magpie banned from Games Cat.

LOL, Now that's just plain evil.

CuLT

*nails other hand*

magpie banned from For Sales category. :v:

oscarBravo

magpie banned from archery.[1]

*pokes feebly with a bent reed*





[1] j/k

Crash

Magpie banned from Mythology.

thats roughly equivalent to having your hair ruffled by a light breeze btw, for those of you who have never suffered that pain.

Beruthiel

banned from PI in order to pre-emptively stop him whinging about all his other bans

GoneShootin

Not banned from FS Mobiles as he/she didn't do anything to warrent a ban (yet).



For shame....