unable to perform

shannonxx

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform
sexually.
He
finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to
work.
So the doctor refers him to an American Indian witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say
is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for
another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.
That
night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.
After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and
suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the witch doctor
had promised.
His wife, looks at the stiffie, smiles & says that's great, but what did
you say 123 for?"

lovell

I Like

JCDenton

I'm embarrased to say that I had to re-read that twice before I got it...

Good one!

Kojak

Good joke.

Poor old lad - it'll be another year before he can 'perform' again.

Töpher

Haha, excellent!

fun bus

very funny! enjoyed that one!

pyure

JCDenton wrote:

I'm embarrased to say that I had to re-read that twice before I got it...

Good one!

i've read it a few times and i still dont get it ???

oh wait now i do
funny

netwhizkid

shannonxx wrote:

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform
sexually.
He
finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to
work.
So the doctor refers him to an American Indian witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a
white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?" The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say
is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for
another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.
That
night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.
After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and
suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the witch doctor
had promised.
His wife, looks at the stiffie, smiles & says that's great, but what did
you say 123 for?"

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

Steoob

AWWWWW MAN haha i didn't get it at all the first time i heard it hahah that is ****in hilarious...

and to netwhizkid... its supposed to be funny the wayshe accidently said 123 "FOR"

scuba steve

ha ha class!

ctrl-alt-delete

netwhizkid wrote:

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

what???

**Timbuk2**

brilliant joke!! had to re-read it over to get it though

liamskater

class! Got it 1st time nice one!

:|

netwhizkid wrote:

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

an in-depth thought on a simple joke.....how unneccesary...

Mimikyu

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mobby

Good One

smashey

netwhizkid wrote:

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

Pedantic.

Hagar

Nice one

Karoma

netwhizkid wrote:

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

It's all in the accent. Pedant.

Sam Vimes

netwhizkid wrote:

The joke made no sense, I got it but she should have said "but what did
you say 1234 for?" for the joke to have made sense

I found it funny as the joke was flawed and enjoyed it more thinking of the flawed mistake.

Now thats dry humour :v: :v: :v:

pedantic and also incorrect. he didn't say 1234, so why would she say "what did you say 1234 for?"

unless that you never copped that the word for at the end should be read as 4 like phones4u type thing. they say if you have to explain a joke its not funny but i'm surprised such a simple joke needs explanation

aidan_walsh

Commander Vimes wrote:

pedantic and also incorrect. he didn't say 1234, so why would she say "what did you say 1234 for?"

unless that you never copped that the word for at the end should be read as 4 like phones4u type thing. they say if you have to explain a joke its not funny but i'm surprised such a simple joke needs explanation

Oh come on... Look who you're talking to...