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Sean Connery and Cilla Black...

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  • 07-02-2006 1:19pm
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    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
    despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a
    night.

    Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the
    show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to
    'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra
    fun.

    So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went
    off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.

    Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep
    for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm
    shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your
    right hand".

    Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

    He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex
    than before.

    Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me
    shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have
    to......."

    "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No
    problem hun".

    Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are
    absolutely mind blowing.

    Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and
    Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer
    willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"

    Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with
    a Scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet !".

    :v:


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